Hospital.

I......hate youuuuu!

I hate working at the hospital. Which is ironic because I will probably work in a hospital until I retire. Or die. Most likely the latter. But if there is one thing that could be worse than working at the hospital, it is working at the hospital as a student. Also, as a health care worker, there is much emphasis on quality patient care. There are many "incidents" that have occurred. These are my stories.


Me: So who is that man that was in the room with you? Your son?
Old lady: That is my husband!
Me: =O!!!! ....OH.... he looks..... so young.......
Old lady: He's older than me!
Me: .... Would you like a warm blanket?
Old lady: ...




Me: You doin ok, sir?
Senile old man: (*tries to punch my face) OH I WILL GET MY BIG BROTHER ON YOU! OH THE THINGS HE WILL DO TO YOU!!!
Me: .... take care!





Me: Good morning, sir!
Old lady: .....
Me: .......ma'am....




Male patient: So when did you move to the US? 1975?
Me: Uh...no. I was born here.
Male patient: What are you? Chinese? Japanese? Vietnamese?
Me: ...Korean.
Male patient: Tell me. How can you tell the difference between Asians? They all look the same to me.
Me: .......o.......k......bye.





Me: Sir, for this exam we need you to remove your underwear.
Old man: Oh good. Don't wear none anyway.
Me:....ehh..ok.
Old man: Do you know why?!
Me: No. (Please don't tell me why!)
Old man: Ever had sex on the beach? If you did, you'd know why! HA HA HA!
Me: .... I want to go home.




Me: Everything alright, sir?
Bipolar old man: Oh yeah, I'm fine. (whispers) Jacka**.
Me: o...k then.
Bipolar old man: (whispers) Dumb prick.
Me: Alright then. You take care!
Bipolar old man: Alright. Thanks for everything! (whispers) Stupid a**hole.
Me:.....I want to go home.




Me: Hey my name's Eugene and I'm gonna take your x-rays.
Patient: Woah! You can speak English!
Me: ...... sigh~




Old lady: Can you take my bra off for me?
Me: ..ew....
Old lady: Huh?
Me: Nothing. I'll go get another tech.


Middle aged creepy lady: Oooh you look cute, Eugene. Has anyone ever told you that?
Me: LOL no. Never. Look at me.
Middle aged creepy lady: Oh but you're so cute!
Me: ...ehhh, kbye.




Old man: You know it's weird that I fought in a war and killed people of your descent and now here you are taking my x-rays....
Me: ...alrighty then. Take care!





So if you're considering working in the health care field, I advise you to reconsider. They poop on you, pee on you, cuss you out, and get naked in front of you and you have to act like you are happy that they are doing so. Until next time, cu!

PS. Please comment!