I am not a terrible person.

NOTE: This is a very serious topic and is not intended to make fun, ridicule, or mock any person(s). Names have been changed/altered to protect the identity of those involved.

I write to you through this blog to defend my position regarding an event that ended in obvious catastrophe. There have been many rumors, mostly lies, that have stemmed from this event. The main persons involved is me obviously, and another fellow who we will call "SC" for privacy reasons. And also a bench. I do not want to reveal "SC's" face, but he is a small Asian guy that sometimes wears sunglasses indoors and hovers above my right shoulder and spits on my food.


Unfortunately, SC may have a slight problem with vision. But there is nothing wrong with that. That is not his fault. I love SC no matter what. It is most definitely WheelchairDude's fault, who has been the main source of many lies and half-truths. On with the story.

It all started on a nice Saturday afternoon when a couple of guys and I decided to play basketball outside.

The scene of the event (bench not pictured)

SIDE NOTE: I am really good at basketball. I am not good at shots, layups, defense, and dribbling, but I am good at arguing bad calls so that my team can get the ball whenever we want. Honestly, I do not know any basketball rules. I just make them up and say that I read it on NBA.com so people believe what I say.




Everyone was having a great time playing a fun game of basketball. It was our ball and I dribbled down the court. This is what the situation looked like.

The distance between me and SC is approx. 3 ft.

Knowing that SC cannot see very well, and me being a nice guy, I passed the ball to SC very slowly. So slow it actually just rolled on the ground so that only he could receive the pass. SC tried to grab the ball but missed! Poor fellow. And the ball rolled out of bounds. Unfortunately, SC was not able to see that the ball had already gone out of bounds.


So he tried to save it.


And so he dove.


Headfirst.


In to the bench.


Luckily, SC only acquired a small cut on his face. But the damage had been done. There was a violent uprising against me since I "caused" the accident. I tried to explain myself. I tried to tell them that it wasn't my fault.

 

Everyone is walking away.

No one would listen. All I ever did was pass him the ball! Why doesn't anyone ask for MY side of the story?! And WheelchairDude did not help this cause. He grasped this opportunity like "a roaring lion seeking to devour [me]." (1 Peter 5:8) He is spreading many fibs and have been eluding the people of the truth. Because of him, there have been mixed reactions among people who have confronted me.

Friend: Dude. Why would you do that. He can't see.
Me: I JUST PASSED HIM THE BALL!


SC: WHY DID YOU DO THAT. WHYYY.
Me: .....


Out-of-towner: Hey, aren't you the guy that punched SC in the face because he beat you in basketball?
Me:  what.


SC's mom: >:O!
Me: ..... (-.-)



So basically, many people think I am a terrible person who beat up handicapped people. That is a lie. Only MikeLim does that. I am not terrible. I am nice. One time, I fed WheelchairDude because he has no hands. This proves my niceness.

I will like to say once again to the rest of the world that I never punched SC. Nor have I pushed him in to a bench. He did it. Him. Not me.